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Buy direct. EPUB + PDF bundles and the card deck.
Volume I — Classes, Monsters, and Anti-Patterns
EPUB + PDF. The original field guide: four developer archetypes, six monsters, and the interventions that hold the line against AI-generated slop.
- EPUB ebook (for Kindle, Apple Books, Kobo)
- Print-ready PDF (7×10″)
Volume I — Card Deck
43 cards across six categories: archetypes, artifacts, characters, monsters, NPCs, and spells. Each card has a graphite-pencil illustration on the front and stats, flavor text, and game mechanics on the back.
- 43 cards, poker-sized (2.5×3.5″)
- Graphite-pencil illustrations
- Printed on 300gsm card stock
Volume II — NPCs, Monsters, and Organizational Anti-Patterns
EPUB + PDF. The organizational sequel: executives, FinOps, vendors, architects, and the monsters that live in the space between teams.
- EPUB ebook (for Kindle, Apple Books, Kobo)
- Print-ready PDF (7×10″)
Volume II — Card Deck
55 cards across six categories: archetypes, artifacts, characters, monsters, NPCs, and spells. Each card has a graphite-pencil illustration on the front and stats, flavor text, and game mechanics on the back.
- 55 cards, poker-sized (2.5×3.5″)
- Graphite-pencil illustrations
- Printed on 300gsm card stock
Questions
What format are the ebooks?
You get both EPUB and PDF. The EPUB works on Kindle, Apple Books, Kobo, and any ebook reader. The PDF is the print-accurate version — same layout as the paperback.
Can I read the EPUB on a Kindle?
Yes. Send the EPUB file to your Kindle via Send to Kindle and it converts automatically.
How do I get my files after purchase?
After checkout, you'll get a download link by email. The link is valid for 72 hours — save your files promptly. Purchased files include your email and order ID in the file metadata to protect copyright. Full details.
What about the card deck?
The card deck is a physical product. Shipping details and tracking will be sent to your email after purchase.
Can I buy the paperback elsewhere?
Yes — the paperback is available on Amazon, Barnes & Noble, Apple Books, and Kobo.